WWE Monday Night Raw
From: The Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky
Guest Host: Florence Henderson
Match Results:
WWE Diva’s Champion Alicia Fox vs. Gail Kim
Fox got the pinfall after hitting her Scissors Kick.
Eve Torres was out at the announce table for this match, and Fox tried to get her upset. As Eve approached the ring the GM spoke e-mailed again. Due to Fox faking her ankle injury last week he was giving Eve another rematch this Sunday at Money in the Bank.
(Time for ANOTHER) Six-Person Tag Team Match
The Hart Dynsaty (Natayla Neidhart, David Hart Smith, and Tyson Kidd) vs. Tamina & The Usos (Jimmy & Jay Uso)
Jay Uso got the pin on David Hart Smith after a top rope splash.
Edge vs. Randy Orton
Edge got the pin after Chris Jericho came out and distracted Orton. Jericho then climbed into the ring and hit Edge with a Codebreaker. As Jericho turned Orton hit him with an RKO. As Orton turned there was Evan Bourne with a kick. Bourne then went to the top rope to hit Air Bourne. In an amazingly timed move Orton jumped up and hit the RKO on Bourne in mid spin!
8-Man Brady Bunch Challenge Tag Team Match
The Regal Bunch (William Regal, Zach Ryder, Primo, & Doink the Clown) vs. The Santino Bunch (Santino Marella, Vladimir Kozlov, The Great Khali, & Golddust)
Khali pinned Doink after a bit of comedy which included Doink with a water gun.
Florence Henderson was the special ring announcer for this match. She stayed at ringside during the match and tried on Regal’s robe at one point. After the match she got in the ring and as Santino closed his eyes and moved in for a kiss she ducked under him and walked over to Khali for a kiss. He then picker her up and got an even bigger kiss.
6-on-1 Handicap Match
John Cena vs. Nexus
Cena lasted for a while, but in the end there were just too many of them. Justin Gabriel got the pin after hitting his top rope flip into a splash. As they were about to gang attack him after the match Cena slipped out of the ring and grabbed a chair. The cleared the ring, regrouped and then surrounded the ring. Shaemus came out with a chair to help Cena!
Other Highlights:
John Cena was in the ring at the start of the show to talk about his match this Sunday at Money in the Bank vs. Shaemus for the WWE Championship, and to talk about his 6-on-1 Handicap match tonight on Raw. After a while The 6 members of Nexus came out to interrupt. Then the Anonymous GM interrupted to point out if any WWE Superstar got involved in the match that they would be suspended for 90 days, and that Nexus must tag in and out of the match tonight or suffer the same fate.
After Wade Barrett talked with Chris Jericho for a minute The Nexus met up with Yoshi Tatsu who came out to help John Cena last week. They beat him down a bit.
Ted DiBiase and Maryse were in the ring so he could introduce everyone to the Million Dollar Couple…Him and the Money in the Bank briefcase. Maryse was not happy at first, but the Ted explained how he’d be able to get them both even more stuff. John Morrison came out to interupt. After a bit of comedy from Morrison they fought briefly.
There was a great parody of The Brady Bunch opening sequence that used Santino Marella (along with Vladimir Kozlov, The Great Khali, and Golddust) & William Regal (along with Zach Ryder, Primo Colon, and Doink the Clown!).
In the back for more Nexus. This time they were attacking John Morrison.
The Miz came out to the ring to talk about how he took out R-Truth. The GM e-mailed and said Miz would face R-Truth’s replacement in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match…The World’s Strongest Man, Mark Henry. This time the GM used another familiar quote as he did last week with, “…and that’s the bottom line because I said so.” and “Give me a hell yeah!”. This week’s quote was “Just when you think you have all the answers, I go ahead and change the questions.”
There was a weird interview with Edge about the voices in the back of his head. Apparently Randy Orton isn’t the only one with voices in his head that talk to him.
Nexus then jumped Evan Bourne while Shaemus stood by and watched. After Nexus walked away Shaemus came back over to gloat a bit over Bourne. Nexus came back and stood over Shaemus. He stood up and looked at them, they jumped to scare him and he ran off looking for John Cena’s locker room.
