WWE Friday Night Smackdown
The show started off with the Straight Edge Society in the ring with 3 random people. It looked like a bad episode of The Dating Game. Then Luke Gallows and Sarena actually did the talking. Bachelor #2 could have finished in the top 3 at a Matt Stryker look-a-like contest. OK, the one thing I hate more than Orlando Jordan’s current persona in TNA is this Straight Edge Soceity crap. I am still glad to see Festus talking and acting normal though. The three guys in the ring took the pledge to the SES and then had their heads shaved.The head shaving wasn’t quite finished when Rey Mysterio came out. Rey came out to show Punk how he was going to look once he was bald. After the commercial Punk said he was going to show everyone just what they were going to do to Rey on Sunday at Over the Limit. The SES then attacked the three guys they had just shaven.
As LayCool came to the ring they were introduced as Co-Women’s Champions.
LayCool (Michelle McCool & Layla) vs. Tiffany & Kelly Kelly
Layla needs a better belt. She just can’t seem to keep her shorts up to cover the crack of her ass. She spent more time pulling them up than anything else in the match. McCool hit a Styles Clash, no wait a Faith Breaker and got the pin on Tiffany.
Winners: LayCool
Next was a spot with The Big Show in a very Jack Swagger-esque segment. He listed one of his accomplishments, knocking out Swagger a couple weeks ago.
JTG vs. Caylen Croft (of The Dudebusters)
JTG got the win after hitting the Shout Out.
To the back with Vicki Guerrero talking to Christian about the return of his talk show…The Peep Show. She offered to be his guest, he turned her down because he wants people to actually watch the show. The people sent in their suggestions and he said Vicki wasn’t in the top 100.
Another, Seriously? moment on the way. lol
Tag team match
Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer vs. Brent Roberts and Jeremy Barner
Hawkins got the pin on Brent Roberts
World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston
Thanks to a distraction from The Big Show, Kofi Kingston got the three count to win the match.
Time for The Peep Show with Christian. His guest who “he has never seen eye to eye with” was Hornswoggle. Christian taught him some “Canadian”. Words and phrases like, “You Hoser”, “Hockey”, and “Beer”. Vicki interupted to shutdown The Peep Show. She was unhappy that Hornswoggle was his #1 guest. Christina said he was about to teach Horny some other words like “Obesity”, and “Moose”. She told him to leave the ring or she had someone to help him leave. As Chavo approached the ring Dolph Ziggler came in and jumped Christian from behind. Then Chavo hit the Frog Splash.
Rey Mysterio & M.V.P. vs. C.M. Punk & Luke Gallows
The mysterious masked guy tried to interfere in the match again, but Rey took him out quickly. He then rolled Punk up for the pin.
The Big Show vs. Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Show was about to wrap up the match when JAck Swagger came out and attacked. He eventually went out and got a steel chair but as he charged with it Show punched it right out of his hands. Swagger then retreated back up the ramp.
Winner by DQ: The Big Show
Six total matches and we all knew who was going to win 5 of them. It makes me very happy that I just found out that the WWE is coming to Tulsa in June, and it is Raw and not Smackdown I will be watching. They need to do something to make the show better. It is too boring and predictable right now.
